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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Vibrator as a national security threat



There is a one unusual note in the application sheet of the radio controlled vibrator from Ann Summers: Using in Cyprus is prohibited. Such note has to be specified by the producers after the case when the armed services of Cyprus claimed that this sex toy threatened the national safety of the country.
The fact is, as it is considered at Cyprus that radio waves spread by the Love Bug 2, which is vibrating egg, disrupts the army's radiofrequencies. That is the reason why the novelty was put into the market of all European countries in normal order, while in Cyprus it was put up for sale providing its using only during traveling outside the country.
Nevertheless Ann Summers Company is at a loss, what exactly could provoke such reaction of Cyprus authorities, if the vibrator spreads radio waves just at a distance of not more than six meters.
As far as that goes, it is better to make love that to make war, - said the company's representatives. However, in spite of everything, the company had to knuckle under the demands of the island's authorities.
"The frequency armed forces are worked on differs from the usual one. That is why only military authorities can decide what devices with short range constitute a menace to national safety", - said the representative of the Ministry of Communications and Public Works of Cyprus.
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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Sex toy excited the policemen



Sex toys are not for children. As it turned out, Japanese policemen don't consider such fun great as well. At least about a hundred of policemen gathered for the identification of one of such intimate funny stuff.
The fuss began when two dog owners, airing their pets in the forest, found a strange packet tied with a strap. Legs jutted out from below, and hairs could be seen from above. "Oh, goodness, it is a dead body!" - The idea flashed across the men's minds. The same thought occurred to the policemen, came to the supposed place of the incident. Without touching the body, the dashing guards called the reinforcement together with journalists, greedy for sensations.
Having arrived on the scene, medical assessors found quite a few people around the body. But what was the disappointment of numerous spectators when the medics opened the packet! In stead of supposed bloody cut body, there was a sex doll from sex shop!
-The owner must have been careful not to get rid of his lovely sex toy by the usual way, as the neighbors could notice it, - the policemen did not even try to hide his disappointment, - but that is for sure, he used the love doll many times, cause it was so shabby... - the guard shook his head...
Well, guys, don't deprive yourself! Love dolls are for you only, they will never complain of a headache, cause these pliable soft girls are always ready to give you maximum pleasure! Our novice - Sally Love Doll is begging you to be loved! Make her and yourself happy!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Male orgasm



Speaking shortly, male orgasm is ejaculation. Exactly this moment is the peak of sexual pleasure for man. Male orgasm, from sexologists point of view, occurs as a result of the complex work of various organs. In order to give man supernatural pleasure, many organs work at it, such as penis, prostate, seminal vesicles and seminal hillocks. The preorgasm stage precedes the moment of total relaxation. During such minutes, penis is strained and man feels burning in urethra. As he wants to piss and there is no any lavatory around. If in this moment frictions are stopped, or pose is changed, sexual excitement declines a little and orgasm does not come.
There are two kinds of male orgasm, the first one is pure pleasure, and the second one is release from stress. Prelude may work wonders, it helps to relieve stress if you have passionate and skillful partner. If the kiss is hot, it makes man lose control during sex and promotes orgasm. Time is of great importance even if everything is fine, self pressing in bad is able to reduce pleasure from sex. But the attempt to stand firm longer in order to give woman real pleasure, may unexpectedly lead to counter results, the moment may be missed and the sensations may turn to be dull.
Lots of men confess that good orgasm comes if one does not resist inevitability of ejaculation and goes with the stream.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Advantages of adult toys using


women who use adult sex toys

Most men do not have problems with women who use adult toys
Moreover most of them consider that using adult sex toys while having sex get them worked up. At the same time they are a little worried with the question, if she prefers him a vibrator or dildo? At first glance there are no reasons to worry about. However it is not true. Firstly, a vibrator can work longer ever after the man got exhausted. As regards artificial phallus nobody heard that it has problems with erection. Besides it, women can use vibrator or dildo everywhere and any time and completely control the situation.
Despite of obvious advantages of adult sex toys women still choose men because they are clever, attentive and loving. This desire does not depend on how often they switch on their magic wand. In fact it is quite difficult to hold a conversation with a vibrator. Sex toys are devices which you can feel yourself safe with. The same could be said about some men.
Buying a new vibrator or dildo, woman has to decide how to involve her partner into the sexual play and make him her ally. As a result, her partner won't feel himself lonesome and washed-up.Rather than feeling yourself unnecessary when the dialog is about vibrator or dildo of your girlfriend, ask her to show you how she uses it. Hug her tightly when she will masturbate with the help of them. If she has a dildo, let her use it. Let her use it in the time of having sex with you. Some couples find it very exciting.
Vibrator play could be combined with oral sex. Man puts a vibrator to the tip of his tongue in the time when he makes her an oral stimulation or uses a dildo for stimulating her vagina while he kisses her clitoris.